If ever you feel that your menses are not Wes Anderson enough, the world now contains Le Parcel, a monthly subscription service that entitles you to an elegantly colorful box containing chocolates, a “mystery gift” of cosmetics, and your personally curated selection of 30 sanitary items across a variety of brands, direct to your mailbox on a recurring date specified by you.
I’m not going to lie, now that this exists, I kind of want it. But I also think that it is vaguely problematic on a zeitgeisty/feminist level when the accoutrements of one’s period become worthy of Pinterest.
Every Day Forever 
I think we live in the same building, and that we have at least a few things in common (e.g. mutual interests in food, writing, and j crew). Let me know if you want to get a drink sometime. It would be nice to be acquainted with more cool people in Hoboken.